Monday, March 19, 2012

How Much Does a Eugenically-desirable Baby Cost?

Effing cheapskates!
Serious Applicants Only Please! Nice couple is looking for a young woman for egg donation. Must be between the ages of 18-25 and Caucasian, with family heritage from Europe, UK or Scandinavia preferred. Height 5.0' -- 5.10'. Healthy individual, smoke & drug free with healthy BMI. College education or attending college preferred. You must be willing and able to travel to Naperville and Downtown Chicago on multiple occasions. Please be prepared to provide one or more photographs with your application. A childhood photo would be appreciated as part of your application or selection process.

We are not an agency. We are working with a reputable fertility specialist, Dr. *** ****. Your health and confidentiality will be respected. If you are willing to help us, please go to Dr. **** donor website at www.****.com to complete your application, use Reference Code: HealthyBaby22012. Donor Compensation is up to $5,000 and will be given to the donor when the egg retrieval has been completed. Applicants will be expected to attend all scheduled appointments. We are looking for an immediate commitment and desire to begin the process within the next 1-3 weeks. This is a very personal and emotional decision for us and we appreciate your consideration and generosity.

Do not contact poster. Contact DR. ***** directly. Anonymous donors only. Only applicants posting directly with Dr. **** will be considered. Thank you in advance!
    Location: Naperville / Chicagoland
    Compensation: Up to $5K 30-60 days

$5000?  Who do they think they are?  Who’d sell eggs to them when the agency below offers “Compensation: First time donors receive $7,000+; Repeat donors receive up to $10,000”

Creating Pathways to Parenthood
Maybe not now, but someday you may hope to have a family of your own.  Imagine you couldn’t.  These are the people we help, and maybe so can you.
Become an egg donor: Help a Family & Earn Up to $10,000!
Highlights
Bring the joy of a child to a family
Earn $5,000 - $10,000
Leading compensation in the field
All expenses paid
Continue school or work uninterrupted
Caring support from our dedicated team
Industry-leading nationwide program

Experience what it’s like to help someone who wants more than anything to have a child:
Click here to submit an application today!

Requirements
Female between the ages of 21 to 29
Within normal weight range
Healthy, with a healthy family history
Non-smoker and no drug use
Some college education required or Trade/Vocational schooling
Must have entirely reliable transportation

Got eggs?  Can’t carry them to term?  Call in a gestational surrogate.

Become a Gestational Surrogate with one of the top agencies in the world and earn up to $40,000 and possibly $80,000 if you are a Surrogate twice.
Apply online at www.*******.com. Or call **** **** at our corporate office in downtown Chicago in the Hancock Building at 312-***-**** to talk with an experienced Surrogate who will serve as your liaison for the surrogacy process.
DETAILS
* Earn between $25,000-$40,000 per surrogate journey depending on experience
* Receive a $750 signing bonus after acceptance and match
* All expenses for surrogacy are covered
* Additional $250 monthly allowance
* Extra money for maternity clothes ($1000)
* Bi-monthly calls with your case manager and surrogate support groups

QUALIFICATIONS FOR SURROGACY
* Loved being pregnant and delivered easily on time
* A healthy weight required by clinics
* Don't smoke or take prescription drugs
* Age is 19-42 years old
* Have no criminal history or drug problem
* Can financially support yourself without surrogacy
CLICK HERE TO APPLY TODAY!

Learn more about us by visiting our corporate website or join our 3,600 fans on Facebook.
We are the #1 Surrogate Agency on Facebook and one of the top agencies in the world as shown by our very large and growing fan base of over 3,600 fans (more than double any other agency). When it comes to the delicate process of surrogacy and to ensure you will be well taken care of and paid on time and as planned, you want to be sure to work with one of the most financially stable, well known and respected agencies in the world.

Got the eggs but somebody’s shooting blanks, or there’s no man around?  Buy the sperm.

NY Sperm Donors Wanted/Make Money/Give the Gift of Family/New York, NY
**** ****, one of the world's leading reproductive tissue banks, is seeking healthy, highly educated men with a desire to help others. We are conveniently located on Lexington Avenue one block from Grand Central Station in Midtown Manhattan.
Apply online at: ****.com
~ Earn up to $14,500+ annually
~ Receive upwards of $2,000 in FREE genetic and health screenings
~ Help others
~ Minimal time commitment (less than 5 hours per month once qualified)

By being a sperm donor, you can supplement your income while giving others the chance to experience the joy of starting a family of their own.
Apply ONLY if you meet the following:
Basic Requirements
    Must be between 19 and 38
    Must be attending a four-year University OR hold a Bachelor's Degree
    Must be able to commit to our program for at least a year
    Must reside close enough to our facility to visit 2-3 times a week
Apply Online at: ****.com
You must pass the online screening before visiting our facility!
We are constantly recruiting males from all ethnicities, religions, and races.

No Clomid?  No needles?  No labor and delivery?  $14,000 a year for a checkup and a bunch of girlie magazines?  Young men, there are worse ways to pay for college.

Normally I include URLs so you can check my sources.  In this case I don’t want to send any traffic to these ads, though you can easily find them.    

If you find them on Craigslist, please flag them.  Flagging means that you request Craigslist to take down the ad.  If any one ad receives enough flags, Craigslist takes it down automatically. 

Even if you think that selling or renting out your body parts looks like a great deal, as someone who is at that moment using Craigslist you’re obliged to flag ads that violate Craigslist’s terms of use.  The terms forbid the sale of “blood, bodily fluids or body parts” but the site doesn’t maintain employees to enforce the terms.  It relies on users to do that. 
To flag any ad on Craigslist, open the ad.  Look for the box in the upper right corner that says
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best of craigslist
Left-click on “prohibited.” That's all there is to it.

I kinda wish I could've made this kind of money when I was in the "right" age group.  I'm not entirely against this traffic, but I marvel to see how much people will pay for a "perfect" baby when so many children with issues are available for adoption right now.

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